I really admire people who can show off their body in a positive way no matter what shape or size they are. You’re all a bunch of sexy fucks and don’t let anyone make you think otherwise.

(via audienceof-0ne)


real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(via kay-que)


If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

(via best--mistake)


My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

(Source: alphabitches, via bisexual-bellhop)